Advice For Men (only one rude word)!!

madsue · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:13 am Post subject:

9 words women use:

1) "Fine"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

2) "Five Minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3) "Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

4) "Go Ahead"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) "Loud Sigh"
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

7) "Thanks"
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8) "Whatever"
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9) "Don't worry about it, I got it"
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Tango Bunny · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:15 am Post subject:

Brilliant
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Carol · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject:

Love it Sue

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