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> Dear Staff :
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> It has been brought to Head Office's attention that some individuals
> throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
> of normal conversation with their colleagues.
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> Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
> offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
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> We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to
> accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
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> Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have
> been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
> continue in an effective manner.
>
> 1.
> Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead
> Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
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> 2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of:
> She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
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> 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of:
> And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
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> 4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead
> Of: F*** off a*se-hole
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> 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well f*** me
> backwards with a telegraph pole
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> 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with... Instead
> Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
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> 7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. Instead Of:
> Not my f***ing problem .
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> 8. Try Saying: That's interesting. Instead Of: What the
> f***?
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> 9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the
> given timescale. Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
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> 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
> Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
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> 11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues Instead
> Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
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> 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, f***
> face.
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> 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
> Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
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