Chelseagirl
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Keeping it real -Jodie MarshI started this book two days ago, almost finished t.
Blimey Jodie makes Jordan sound like a NUN 
Anyone else read it? I'll pass it on to mum next, 
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Tilly~2~Shoes
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I bought it the other day in the pound shop!
Wouldn't have bothered otherwise. Might read it one day, or give it as a present to someone I dont like
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Chelseagirl
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| Tilly~2~Shoes wrote: | I bought it the other day in the pound shop!
Wouldn't have bothered otherwise. Might read it one day, or give it as a present to someone I dont like |
It was in the 3 for £4.00 section in WHSmith.
Read it, if just to be shocked
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GoldenChippie
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is she as much of a slapper as she seems?
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Chelseagirl
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| guest wrote: | | is she as much of a slapper as she seems? |
I have a third of the way to go, but put it this way, her idea of getting a guy interested in her is to shag someone else, and let him hear her scream with pleasure  and maybe he will see what he is missing
And watch out Irish girls, lock up you sons, she has had a few boy band members
I am enjoying the book though 
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GoldenChippie
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i cant stand the silly cow - imagine writing something like that - that your family could read?
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Chelseagirl
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She has an orgie with five friends while her parents were asleep upstairs
She is really nasty.
Licked Kian's bumhole (guy from Westlife)   :tongue6:
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GoldenChippie
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lovely
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Chelseagirl
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Pure Class is Jodie,
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Tango Bunny
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Never liked her so I don't think I'll waste a £1
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GoldenChippie
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i refuse to pay the money for these books to keep these so called celebrities in dosh - not that id want to read about them anyway
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Chelseagirl
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Gail I was going to post it to you once my mum has read it.
Is it a book for a lady in her late 60's
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GoldenChippie
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lol i would read it for free!!! ta
depends on how racy the lady in her 60's is!!!!
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Chelseagirl
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Okay Gail it's your. 
I'll get mum to read when we get back from Scotland.
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Chelseagirl
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Mum is half way thorugh the book.
So she'll be finished with it by the time she visit next week.
Gail PM me you address and I'll get the padded envelope ready to post the book to you.
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Chelseagirl
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Mum has finished reading Jodie, and she said "What a girl"
She hopes her parents haven't read it
Gail i'll post it to you tomorrow.
Enjoy it
You might become a Jodie Fan
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laws1
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I cant stand her but would probably read the book just to convince myself of my reasons
Dont you be getting any ideas Gail..
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Chelseagirl
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| laws1 wrote: | I cant stand her but would probably read the book just to convince myself of my reasons
Dont you be getting any ideas Gail.. |
I am sure Gail will pass it on to you Laws
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GoldenChippie
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he he he ace
ta im looking forward to reading the awl slappers book now!!!
I shall pass on any tips to Mary Ann Laws!!!
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GoldenChippie
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woo hoo ive got the book - Ta Chelsea girl
what a slapper she is - love the way she tries to justify being a tart
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Tilly~2~Shoes
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I cant believe im about to say this. 
Im about 3/4's the way through it. She raves on about being intelligent yet the exerts from her Diary are all written arse about face and not grammatically correct.
Every Guy shes ever shagged ( oh sorry according to her had a relationship with) has shagged a mate of hers behind her back.
Reading it hasn't changed my mind about her, shes still a dirty back alley scabby old dog!!
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Carol
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Guess you are not her number 1 fan Tilly PMSL
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Chelseagirl
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| guest wrote: | woo hoo ive got the book - Ta Chelsea girl
what a slapper she is - love the way she tries to justify being a tart |
That was quick.
Check out the lip liner on the front cover
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GoldenChippie
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argh its minging - im still peeing meself over it being £1.99!!!
I agree Tilly!!!
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Chelseagirl
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I know, or was it 3 for £5, mind you there were no other books to buy
Wish it had pic's inside though 
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Tilly~2~Shoes
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| guest wrote: | argh its minging - im still peeing meself over it being £1.99!!!
I agree Tilly!!! |
I got mine in Poundstretcher for £1
Oh dear miss Marsh what have you become
Edited to add*
Thought id put in that the book was the hardback with pictures too RRP - £17.99 plus all colour pictures. If anyone wants it after ive finished it, you can have it for a tenner 
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GoldenChippie
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i think i'll pass thanks Tilly!!
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Skyegal
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Sounds worth reading for a laugh ... might spend £1.99 on it (but not a penny more).
Can't understand why a nice girl like her didn't find anyone to marry her in her latest TV programme !!!!
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Chelseagirl
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| Skyegal wrote: | Sounds worth reading for a laugh ... might spend £1.99 on it (but not a penny more).
Can't understand why a nice girl like her didn't find anyone to marry her in her latest TV programme !!!! |
Look in WH SMITH, three books for £4.00
The usual Beckham, Flnitoff, Charlotts Church, Kerry whats her face, Madonna..........
Who married THAT!
It's not as if she keep secret what a trollop she is, they'd be known as Mr Jodie Marsh
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Skyegal
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They would be know as a mug !
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GoldenChippie
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jeez have finished this
she has got to be the most self centred, nasty, horrid creature ive ever come across, and the way she is always justifying herself with her poor me routine and im a nice person routine.
She says when shes finished with someone - i was heartbroken - he was the love of my life, waa waa waaa ive cried all night. Next day - met some bloke in a club and shagged him in the toilets????
vile tart
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Chelseagirl
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So the book never made you into a fan then?
She is a Minger isn't she.
And how can she say her mum likes her outfits, with the belts
Yeh right.
Her kids (if she can have any with all that causal sex) will be proud of her book Not!!!!
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GoldenChippie
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I think her parents have indulged her and made her into a spoilt princess, i have no respect for them at all
| Quote: | | shes still a dirty back alley scabby old dog |
lol yep - could have saved the whole book and wrote that
BTW who is the Scott bloke from Corrie????
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Chelseagirl
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He was with Jodie in TRUST BE I AM A CELEBRITY REP.
In Corrie he played the Male Stripper, a bit of a dope, I think he went out with Toyah in the show.
Blonde hair.
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GoldenChippie
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ooooooo i know - hardly even c list is he!!!!
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Chelseagirl
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| guest wrote: | | ooooooo i know - hardly even c list is he!!!! |
Where is he now?
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