crew4
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just for women - what do you do all day?Here's one that's supposed to be for women only !! You have been warned.
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> What Do You Do All Day?
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> A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
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> Proceeding Into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
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> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
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> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
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> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
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> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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hilda
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WELL DONE THAT WOMAN
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madsue
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 Brilliant crew!
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medot
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ha ha ha good one
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maureenl
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spot on....nice one 
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sir laughalot
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mmmmmmm well all i can say is ha ha realy lol 
he me thinkin you all had a ball sittin watchin tv or on this chat thini 
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hilda
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only wen we get a minute, SLAL!
some get a few more thatn others, some do all that above AND come on here at same time
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sir laughalot
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lol yes i bet lol lol
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hilda
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no two ways about it sir,
we is multitalientedtendlend wimmin
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sir laughalot
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awwww iam sorry i keep foget how hard it is for all you woman out there,, to go to the shop's for your daily natter, then home to run the hover over , throw somthing in the mirco xxxx
i know this as i have done it myself lol lol but not the mico bit i like prop' food lol
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crew4
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treading on dangerous ground here sir L - you're outnumbered by women here
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hilda
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sounds like the spoutings of an old member on here,
id be very careful what you jokeingly say, to some its a bit close to the bone,
and not funny
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sir laughalot
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lol mybe but its true tho i know none of you will say it
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hilda
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dont be to sure
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crew4
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what - have I missed something 
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sir laughalot
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look i've stayed at home look afther the kids i have 4 ,, 2 twins which are disabled a girl and a lad ,, while thair mum worked i did all the housework and cleanin for years ... i know what it like ........
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She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come | Quote: | home from
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idn't do it."
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| hilda wrote: | sounds like the spoutings of an old member on here,
id be very careful what you jokeingly say, to some its a bit close to the bone,
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no idea who your are referring to Hilda
or for that matter what your are on about asking a new member to be careful
Cant see that he (well I assume he dont remember seeing a name) has said that has upset you
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hilda
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| crew4 wrote: | | treading on dangerous ground here sir L - you're outnumbered by women here |
dangerous ground, be careful waht you say,,,,, same thing?
some times people get tetchy, even me!
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crew4
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yeah we all do Hilda 
but when I introduce a new member to the forum I didn't expect someone to say it has spoutings of an old member
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sir laughalot
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iam not that old if you mean me honest xxxxxx
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jules
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Brilliant.....Love it
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sir laughalot
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errrmmm so what do woman do all day then no one has said lol
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