Julie
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It will make your bum look smallerWhilst waiting for his dinner to "suddenly appear" man calls to his wife and says "Hey, got a great idea! Why dont you start washing your clothes in Slim Fast and maybe it will make your bum look smaller!"
The wife, was horrified by such a remark. Burnt the dinner and decided to go out to the shops, as girls do .
Following day getting ready for work....hubby takes out his underwear from drawer to be greeted with a dust cloud. "Oi...what you done spilling talc into my pants" he shouts to wife.
"Its not talc," she casually replies....."Its Miracle Grow"
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