bettyboop
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I will survive - sing it girls!!! (wee bitty rude)At first I was afraid I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost died
But I'd spent so many years
Just waiting for a man
that I grew strong
and I knew that I could take you on.....
But there you are
another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you brought me a french fry
I should have known that it was bullshit
just a sad pathetic dream
should of known
there was no anoconda lurking in those jeans
GO on now Go
walk out the door
don't you promise me 10 inches
then only turn up with four
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out
Don't you know we're only joking
when we say that size don't count
I will survive!
I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries
my sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex
I will survive!!
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shorty
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 love it!!!!!!
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k&r
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i just had to sing along to that!
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numberplease
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Seem to remember Silverpixie posting something similar a long while ago, very funny!
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