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Have I done the right thingThis morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic. '
I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now' I
said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer with less hair than when you last
saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have. '
She justgiggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.'
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great
Dane!
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me,
saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure
I would still be a great lover.
Then she giggled, dont worry,,'I've put on a few
pounds myself!'
So I told her to f*%k off.... 
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