CHINESE PROVERBS

annedave · Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one oops, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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anne xx

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Acorncup · Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject:

sancho proudfoot · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:

man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day

see a pin, pick it up, and all day long you have a pin
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something more bizarre. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Guest3 · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject:

man who stands on toilet is high on pot. alec

Guest3 · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject:

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.alec

Guest3 · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject:

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.alec

Guest3 · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject:

Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.alec

Guest3 · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject:

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.alec