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kellie Valued Member Online Status:
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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we should have a blond thread ..there are loads of blonde jokes around.  |
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:06 am Post subject: |
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How do you spot the blonde at the airport
She is the one throwing bread to the aeroplanes
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