Next Reality TV Show

Carol · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:58 am Post subject:

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each
for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a
list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and
send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make an unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a
holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also
make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting
flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
chores are done.

There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song
that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to
themselves either while driving or making three lunches.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to
get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal
cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a
tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night
without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth
and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no
food on their face or clothes.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,
height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite
song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be
when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the
remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot
until they are better.

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss of
me".

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins ONLY IF.....he still has enough energy to be intimate with
his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again
for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

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medot · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:55 am Post subject:

ooo when is it on,...i'll be glued to the set....ha ha ha ha

maureenl · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

hilda · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject:

thats bril
im going to send my hubby an email with that on
but will it give him acces to here!!!
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Bloomin OW!!!

medot · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:

Hilda....just copy and paste the whole lot in an e-mail

Carol · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject:

playboy · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject:

hm............................................i.dont like that game at all..........

madsue · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject:

I missed this the first time, so thanks playboy for finding it again!!!!!

Love it, very funny

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