Ingenuity

annedave · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:11 am Post subject:

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They

couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would

just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and

An anvil.

He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a

Couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now

had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird

Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot".

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,

Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose

In your other hand?" "

Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to

Walk the old girl home.

On the way he says: "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.

We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely

widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in

the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and

ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two

chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up

against the wall and do that?

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put

The anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
Anne x

annedave · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:18 am Post subject:

sorry that was ment for the joke thread, must be too earley for me

anne x
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bluebabe · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:45 am Post subject:

good one Anne

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