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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject:
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.  I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic. '

I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now' I
said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer with less hair than when you last
saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have. '

She justgiggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.'
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great
Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.  She teased me,
saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure
I would still be a great lover.

Then she giggled, dont worry,,'I've put on a few
pounds myself!'





So I told her to f*%k off....  




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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:21 pm    Post subject:
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Oooooh you are awful!!
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have you had a look at yourself lately laws..
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i know your ex.
she is a lovely slim lady with the most tanned bod you could wish for
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Where do you find them CH  


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