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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic. '
I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now' I
said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer with less hair than when you last
saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have. '
She justgiggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.'
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great
Dane!
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me,
saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure
I would still be a great lover.
Then she giggled, dont worry,,'I've put on a few
pounds myself!'
So I told her to f*%k off.... 
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maureenl 1000 Post Club Online Status:
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Oooooh you are awful!! _________________
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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have you had a look at yourself lately laws..
i know your ex.
she is a lovely slim lady with the most tanned bod you could wish for |
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Where do you find them CH 
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